Lindsay

Lindsay, labeled The Dumb Blonde is a contestant in Total Drama Abandoned.

Overview
Lindsay is proof that life is easier when you're drop dead gorgeous, but to be fair, mother nature balanced things by making her as sharp as a frosted cupcake.

She's also a Daddy's girl and Daddy makes a lot of money. When he's not spending time taking care of his vintage Ferrari, he lavishes his "little chipmunk" with whatever her heart desires. Lindsay's Sweet Sixteen party cost more than your house. Lindsay doesn't have much in the way of plans for her future. She just wants to spend all of her waking hours prettying herself up for any cute guy who's willing to give her all of his attention. Her hobbies include primping, preening, plucking and posing in any nearby mirror to make sure she's still stunning. Lindsay also loves to chat on the phone, on-line or two whoever will listen. Generally speaking, anything that isn't too demanding for her brain. Lindsay is surprisingly athletic - MVP on her high school gymnastic teams (and she looks sooo cute in the outfit!). Her teammates have to admit that Lindsay's not just pretty - she's pretty nice too (like a can of soda, sugary sweet and effervescent). Because of this, her mother fears Lindsay will be taken advantage of by "stronger" personalities.

Usually Lindsay doesn't like things like "work," or "dirt," or "working in the dirt," but when she found out about the auditions for Total Drama Island she couldn't resist being on TV so that her gorgeousness could be shared with millions of people. If nothing else, Lindsay is generous.

Audition Tape
In her audition tape, Lindsay mentions all her good traits, including she has a bikini for every season (even those not on the calendar), gets along with everyone (even ugly girls), loves to go camping (even though she's never gone) and is self-considered "bi-languagal" (meaning to say bilingual). She says she speaks fluent English and American, being unaware that American isn't a language.

View Lindsay's audition video

Before Total Drama Abandoned
Before Total Drama Abandoned, Lindsay was just a normal girl. But it should be noted that she was drop-dead gorgeous. Of course, however, she wasn't the sharpest person. Ironically, she was also a blonde. Lindsay was one of the "stoopid" girls in her school, however she was popular. And that's all she needed to be happy. One day, she went to a student and told her how she was doing. The student was confused and told her that she didn't know who she was. Shocked, Lindsay ran out crying (but then again, the student was new to the school, but don't tell her that). Lindsay realized she needed to get even more popular. When she saw the fliers for Total Drama Abandoned, she couldn't resist signing up. She auditioned with no second thought, unaware of the fact that she would be marooned on an island and have to actually work.